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tastefullyoffensive:

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oxfordcommas:

A++

(Though coordinating a boa with undergarments requires a level of skill that I do not possess.)

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neongenesisevangaylion:

tbch:

neongenesisevangaylion:

why does this dollar bill have a horse stamp

FUN FACT: I found this out while working my many years in retail. I once had a customer who worked for a record label pay me in cash that (mainly consisted of $50’s and $100’s) had a number of different little stamps on them like this one, like 4-leaf clovers, bicycles, a running horse, a peace sign…etc
Well I asked, “what’s with all the stamps?” He said that each stamp represents a different drug dealer that the bill has been handled by. It’s a way for drug dealers to keep track of what bills they’ve already received and know if they’re being jipped or not by recieving a bill that they’ve already previously marked.

wow that’s actually interesting and makes sense. thanks

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ibelieveingreatness:

ollivander:

atalkingdonut:

It’s trying to whisper something to me.

moisturize me

I tried to scroll past it I really did but

it was calling me

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